Sell what you love

Sell what you love!* Where? Why, on the internet, of course.

The things that make the web so great—its reach, egalitarianism, opportunities to connect, and handy, easy, DIY ethos—are also the things that make it such a great marketplace.

Here, you can take your precious passion and turn it into a money-making concern. Sell your cute crafts on Etsy, and the junk from an old, dead hobby on eBay. Grow today's Tumblr blog into an overnight sensation and start merchandising tomorrow. Solicit funds from strangers for that great business idea you had but don't want to sacrifice your lifestyle to build.

Make no mistake—this is serious business. And it's cool.

Take your innermost dreams, your hopes, your personal perspective, and of course your physical possessions, and monetize them. Put them to work for you. Why not? It's easy—just promote a friend's post/event/product, and they'll do the same for you. Thank your sponsors publicly, and they'll remember you when it matters. Before you know it, your shit will go viral. The sky's the limit!

You can also buy more things—dreams, hopes, perspective and possessions—for less. Whatever it is, you can always get it cheaper on the internet. You're not screwing someone over for it—they want to sell for less! That's their USP! Something's better than nothing, right?

Everyone's selling what they love, and boy are they happy. Thank God technology released us from the bonds of the dollar-dependent lifestyle our parents had. Now we're so free. Free to sell anything, everything—and love doing it. Everyone's an entrepreneur!

Get on board: isn't it time you turned your passions into profit?

*For the purposes of this post, "sell what you love" may also be read as "prostitute your passion". Up to you.