Fist-shaking at Facebook

I imagine, that, like me, you've spent much of your time crafting your very existence so that you avoid the things that you know frustrate you.

Facebook, however, seems so intimately woven into the fabric of social exchange and engagement now that I find it difficult to avoid. Hence my daily fist-shaking.

Today's gem?

If by using inverted commas around the mysteriously all-cap-sed fish, you mean fantastical, pretend fish—things masquerading as fish, or simply entirely made-up fish—then let's name four:

One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.

Fuck you, Facebook, and all the banal, soul-crushing stupidity you stand for.*

*Yeah, I probably feel a little too strongly about this.