Three thoughts I never thought I'd think

Today's produced a few wildly uncharacteristic thoughts, viz.

1. Heavens but Bring Up the Bodies is a dreamboat compared with Something Wicked This Way Comes.*
2. I think I'll listen to Eels in an attempt to cheer up after that Elliot Smith song.
3. Maybe I'll just reject all these articles and get it out of the way. Easy!

It's only Monday. The odds of my winding up in a straightjacket by Friday are looking pretty good right now. Place your bets, people.

*Yeah, that book actually killed me. I'm scarred for life. The thought of reading gives me chills now. Mantel is a fucking cakewalk by comparison.