Currently, friends on Facebook are inviting me to identify from a list of 100 books how many I've read, and started but not finished, in reference to a damning Guardian article that said the average moron had only ever read six of these great tomes.
The thing is, I can't be bothered proving the Guardian wrong. There are a few things you should know.
- I didn't read a book until I was approximately 13 and was required to do so for school.
- I haven't reveled in your "classics".
- I haven't read widely, partly since if I like a book, I tend to re-read it a billion times over instead of getting a new one.
- Like movies, books tend not to stick with me unless I read them a billion times over.
- In all honesty, I really prefer to look at the pictures.
"Thomas Hardy ... didn't he write something set in ... the country? I read that one! Was it Tess, though? Who knows? Ooh Catcher in the Rye. I've read that a billion times: *tick*. Now, Salman Rushdie. I'm sure I read The Satanic Verses when I was 14 or so, but what the fuck happened in that? All I remember is a chapter entitled Ell Ow En, Dee Ow Enn..."
And on and on.
Question: what value is the reading if there is no memory of it?
(Hint: you can substitute any transitive verb you like for "reading" in that sentence.)
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