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Oh, if only shrimp jambalaya would do the job!

Actually, existential questions aside, whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com does make for a rather compelling case study in stem sentence formulation:

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• Classily partake in some fucking...
• Don't fuck up some fucking...
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Gold, people. Gold. You think I'm joking, but I'm not. Would I use the phrase "stem sentence formulation" in a joke?

Hardly.